Zac: Do you have any tattoos?
Me: No. I'm getting my first one on my 18th birthday.
Zac: Nice! Fresh skin. I suggest eating an hour before you come in. I don't suggest being hungover or drunk. I know it's your birthday. You can drink afterwards. It will probably help if you have any discomfort after your tat is finished.
Me: Duly noted.
He did notice I said I was turning 18, right?