Well, the roommate has taken her shit and moved out.
Apparently, I am to much to handle or something like that.
She didn't really give me a reason and I didn't ask.
She did make her twitter public again!
And that is why you have no friends...or life.
I know! I've been trying to get rid of that smell you brought in with your hair dye with your febreeze!
It has not worked.
Honey, that smell is your fault.
Read above for explanation.
(Edit: Janine has been gone for a few days and the smell is gone. Theory=proven)
Why didn't you hire me!?
Your desk is my #1 complaint.
And you are just a fantastical.
1. We are not hoes.
2. You are not nice.